SOME 30 YEARS ago, the great Graham Spiers termed my then regular opinion column in the newspaper which funded my mortgage etc at the time: “hermenutically-challenged”. Unlike “Britney” I never had the advantage of a place in the Divinity Faculty at Glasgow University, so I had to look-up hermenutics - “the theory, methodology and interpretations” mainly of the Gospels and other religious texts.
Fast forward to this week and I find myself, in my 80th year and lang syne off the tools on a full-time basis, still hermenutically-challenging the Gospel according to the Sixth Floor at Hampden.
It's bad enough the mainstream media in Scotland being totally under the spell of the management of Celtic Football Club, but when, as with the Scottish Football Association's statements in the wake of Sunday's Celtic v Heart of Midlothian game, you see blatant cheating, on the basis of “we cannot upset the Celtic Family”, then, we may as well close down Football in Scotland.
Let's be quite clear on this – Celtic quite rightly won Sunday's game. There can be no disputing that fact, thus, given the circumstances, they were deservedly crowned Champions.
BUT
The wholly-unsatisfactory manner in which the match was ended gives serious cause for concern. Under the rules of the Scottish Professional Football League, there are grounds for an enquiry into the circumstances surrounding the invason of the field by some Celtic fans and whether or not Referee Don Robertson acted properly in the way he concluded the game.
Under the rules and regulations of the SPFL, thee are various sanctions which the governing body must consider in the wake of the carnage at the end of Sunday's game – none of these possible sanctions would be acceptable to Celtic FC, so, can you blame those of us who are not of a Celtic persuasion, for believing a pauchle is being worked.
The SPFL has a duty of care to the game, to either have their board mount a full investigation into Sunday's events, or appoint a commission to carry-out such an investigation. But – will they? - Ah hae ma doots.
We all know that the 12 Premiership clubs are supposed to be equal; we also all know, this is pure pish – two of the clubs, Celtic being one of them, are more equal than the other ten combined.
We all know, the High Heid Yins of the game up here are scared shitless at the prospect of offending the Big Two – they know, if they offend them, sections of their support will make life awfully-difficult for them.
SOME 50 YEARS AGO
Ian “Dan” Archer wrote, on 11 October, 1976 in the then Glasgow Herald:
“As a Scottish football club, they are a permanent embarrassment and an ocasional disgrace. This country would be a better place if Rangers did not exist.”
The great “Dan” penned that opinion following a riot at Villa Park, Birmingham, when, with Rangers losing 0-2 early in the second half of a “Friendly” against Aston Villa, some of their travelling support rioted, forcing the abandonment of the game, injuries, arrests and vandalism.
The longer version of the Archer Opinion dwells on the club's then policy of only employing Protestants; he also mentions previous riots involving Rangers supporters in places such as Barcelona and Newcastle upon Tyne.
Sadly, the club's fans have, in the intervening half century or so, received further “battle honours” in places such as Manchester. However, the club's “Nae Tims” policy has been consigned to history. This has not stopped the fans from singing songs commemorating a battle fought in 1690 – which was highlighted in Archer's piece.
Events such as those highlighted in the Archer Opinion served to give The Celtic Family occupancy of “the moral high ground”, however, this year alone, their pitch invasion at Ibrox in January, their pitch invasion at Celtic Park on Sunday and their rioting in the Trongate post-game has helped harden the conviction held by those of us who follow any one of the other 40 “Diddy Teams” in the SPFL: that these two clubs are - “twa cheeks o' the same erse.”
Back then, in October, 50 years ago, the (Glasgow) Herald had the moral authority to allow its Chief Football Writer to censure one of the city's two biggest clubs. Today, that greatly-diminished newspaper's Chief Football Writer is viewed across Scotland as a self-confessed Rangers supporter – who lacks the authority to have the same sort of go at Celtic, in the wake of Sunday's events, that Archer – himself a self-confessed Partick Thistle fan, could write back in the day.
The diminished mainstream media in Scotland is seen as shit-scared of offending these two clubs, just as the power brokers of the SPFL and the SFA are seen as shit-scared of offending them.
When you see the Celtic support, rioting and fighting with each other – after they have won the League – just think what they might do if the SPFL was to drecide, after reviewing the events of Sunday, to anul the game, or punish Celtic for the pitch invasion by awarding Hearts a 3-0 win and consequently, the League title.
It would not be pretty.
The SFA released video and word footage of events on Sunday, in real time.
The Celtic support invaded the pitch with some 30 seconds of the eight additional minutes to go.
Before those eight minutes had concluded, Hearts Manager Derek McInnes, already concerned at threats to his players' safety, was calling for the premature blowing of the final whistle.
Surely, there has to be a commission of enquiry into the events.
I cannot definitely say Celtic should lose the victory – however, there is a case for witholding the League title this season because of the bad behaviour of the Celtic fans and some of their substitutes and backroom staff.
Maybe, in the absence of anyone with a wide enough platform being brave enough to call-out Celtic's poor behaviour, they might learn their lesson.
I leave the final word on the fall-out from Sunday's match to a Glasgow lady – Miss Olive Actory, of Kelvinside:

