OLD
FIRM FANS – the stupidest, most-entitled bunch of glory-hunting
chancers ever. Still, those of us who follow the 40
other Senior Diddy Teams in
Scotland, this morning we are having a good laugh as the blue cheek
of Scottish Fitba's erse vent their spleen at another blank season.
To
make their failure worse, Monday night's crucial defeat was
master-minded by one of their own - if you believe in the old maxim:
“once a Ranger – always a Ranger”, while
Hearts' winning
goal was scored by a player many of the Rangers' fans are convinced
should have been signed lang syne.
Reading
the social media posts was great fun for the rest of us; wailing,
gnashing of teeth, spittle-flaked invective, glorious stuff for
everyone else to read. Many of the Disgusted of
Larkhall division
were calling for the head of Manager
Danny Rohl – 'twas
ever thus when Rangers fail.
Guys,
guys, I doubt if Bill
Struth, Scot Symon, Jock Wallace, Willie Waddell, Graeme Souness or
Walter Smith could
have modelled a winning team from the squad Rohl has to work with.
Mind you, I don't think any of those afore-mentioned managerial
legends would have allowed most, or indeed any of the squad Rohl put
out on Monday night in the door.
The
fact is, hardly any – many veteran Rangers fans of my acquaintance
would say None –
of the present squad is Rangers' Class.
What
is Rangers' Class?
Basically, it meant – if you were a regular in the Rangers' first
team, then you were in the conversation for a place in the Scotland
team. My knowledge of Rangers line-ups goes back to the dying days of
the Struth Years, and in the pre-Souness era, I can think only of the
injury-hit George
Niven and
“Cutty” Young,
or
the under-appreciated
Bobby Russell as
uncapped Rangers Regulars.
Then,
along came Souness and suddenly, Scottish talent became
under-appreciated down Edmiston Drive way. Operating in different
times, Jock Stein
used
to say, if given a choice between signing a promising Protestant
Scottish
player, or a promising Roman
Catholic one,
he would sign the Protestant – since Rangers wouldn't sign the
Catholic and Celtic
would get him any way.
Under
Souness, it was almost as if he would sign a non-Scottish player
first, because he didn't rate the available Scottish talent. “Don't
sign any Scots – they aren't good enough”
has become almost the Rangers' default position ever since.
Sadly,
this position has now also become common-place elsewhere in our
so-called top division. When Hibernian
faced
Celtic in the first of the week-end's two biggest games, at the
kick-off there were only four Scots among the 22 players on the park:
Jack Iredale and
Nicky Cadden for
Hibs and Kieran
Tierney and
Callum McGregor for
Celtic.
At
Tynecastle on
Monday night, Connor
Barron and
Liam Kelly, both
unused substitutes, were the only Scots in Rangers' 20-man match-day
squad, while Hearts to their credit had five Scots in their starting
XI – Craig
Halkett, Stuart Findlay, Stephen Halkett, Marc Leonard and
Lawrence Shankland,
brought on a further two in Jamie
McCart and
Blair Spittal,
while
leaving Alan
Forrest and
Ryan Fulton on
the bench.
Time
perhaps to repeat my call for balls to drop along the sixth-floor
corridor inside Hampden,
for
the clubs to promote native Scottish talent and for the SPFL
to
bring-in the eight diddies rule – so
every team can have only three non-Scots on the park in domestic
games. Of course, this will never happen, but, it will not stop me
advocating this as a good way of improving Scottish football.
However,
the main thrust of this post is the pickle Rangers have got
themselves into. I don't think those Rangers fans calling for Rohl's
head are capable of rational thought, but, here goes. I honestly
believe, given the quality of player he had foisted upon him when he
took the Ibrox job, he has worked wonders.
When
he arrived, Rangers were looking at not making the top six in the
division. He took them to the top of the table, before reality hit
and they dropped to their current third – with that terrible squad,
that's good management.
The
reality is, I don't think the new owners of the club have the
financial wherewithall it will take to get them back on top as
quickly as they, or their impatient fan base will demand. If I was in
their as heid bummer, I'd be looking to off-load nearly every current
player, but, what would it cost to replace these failures with
half-decent Rangers Class playeres?
The
foundations for the present problems within the club were laid back
when the club was liquidated. The new owners then, starting off in
the fourth tier, had two choices:
Hang
onto the good young Scots they had on the staff, plus one or two
battle-hardened Scottish players, build-up through the divisions,
allowing the kids to gain experience and learn what was required of
Rangers players. Then, by the time they got back to the top flight,
they would have a core squad of Real Rangers Men, who
knew what playing for that club entailed.
Do
things the recent Rangers way, buying-in non-Scots on big contracts;
badge-kissers who were mainly looking at the club as a stepping
stone to somewhere better, or, an easy pay day in a poor league.
They
chose Option Two and the club has been paying for this ever since.
Rangers
(and Celtic) teams, more than any other Scottish/British sides, need
one or two FOTPs (Fans On The Park) – players
who, if they weren't on the field playing, would be in the stands
cheering-on the side. Celtic currently have several such players:
Tierney, McGregor,
Forrest, Ralston, Rangers
don't have (other perhaps than John
Souttar) a FOTP who is
guaranteed a start.
Nobody
sums-up the current Rangers problem more clearly than Club
Captain James Tavernier. He
is not and never has been Rangers Class. He
is a very lucky boy to have played as many games as he has and the
fact he is already in the club's Hall of Fame demonstrates how low
the bar is for admission.
He
was released before he could be offered a professional contract at
Leeds United. He managed only 10 games for Newcastle
United. He had loan spells at seven different clubs, none of
which made that loan deal permanent. He has never, in over ten years
with Rangers, come remoteely close to a move back to England. He's at
best a journeyman – albeit one with a reasonable record at
converting penalties and free-kicks – but, you need more than that
to forge a career in England, hence his lengthy sojourn up here.
I
am not saying he's the worst Captain the club has had. Bobby
Shearer, for instance, was never Scotland-class, but, he was
Rangers through and through and his heart and refusal to countenance
defeat covered some of his failings and made him a club legend.
Nobody
ever said of ”Captain Cutlass” - as was said of
Tavernier after that defeat at Tynecastle: “He has a heart
the size of a pea”. Tavernier will not be getting a new
contract when his current one expires at the end of the season, is
anyone surprised?
Souttar
could well grow into a Rangers Captain. Perhaps someone else on the
staff has the right stuff for the job. But, unless the club gets a
new Captain, and at least a couple of other FOTPs for next season, I
fear the failure will spread through another campaign.
These
are black days for Rangers Men.