AT
THIS time of year, we are expected to ask for peace on earth and to
profess goodwill to all men. I know, it's difficult, and in the world
of Scottish football, goodwill to all men is as rare at this special
time of year than at any other time.
As Johnny Cash nearly sang: "I wear blue for the poor and the beaten-down, living on the hungry, hopeless side of town" - or, as they are known - Real Rainjurrz Men
However,
I feel, this year, we really ought to make a special effort on behalf
of a poor, down-trodden and oppressed minority – Ladies and
Gentlemen, I give you those hard-pressed, put-upon citizens – the
Real Rainjurrz Men, the RRM. For them, there appears to be no light
at the end of the dark tunnel, not even the headlights of a
fast-approaching freight train, about to run them over.
I
mean, the seven plagues of Egypt were but a minor inconvenience when
compared to the series of travails which have plagued the institution
they follow-follow.
For
a start, Sir David Murray was never a RRM. Sure, he delivered some
great years, he made the people happy for a while, but, in the end,
he was shown to have financial feet of clay, before he sold the
institution for £1 to a “billionaire with wealth off the radar”,
who proved to be a false God.
He
was quickly found out as a fraud, and the institution was sold, to
“Lord Charles”, who perhaps had some London-based financiers'
hands up his backside working him – as he was shown to also be, not
what he had appeared to be.
But,
Lord Charles was decanted to France and, at last, after more than a
quarter of a century in the hands of outsiders, the Club was back in
the hands of the RRM. The King over the water was in-charge and all
would be well.
King Gasl - has not got his troubles to seek
Aye
Right. Those of the rival family, who mocked the King as: Gasl - “A
glib and shameless liar” pointed-out, time and again, that the King
had no clothes. Sure, he promised much, but, he appeared to be
suffering from a strange impediment. For all anyone knew, he did seem
to have deep pockets – trouble was, his arms were too-short to go
in there.
Now,
this morning, in nice time for Christmas, we learn that HM King Gasl
will need to, on the instructions of Lord Bannatyne, one of
Scotland's most-senior judges, come up with £11 million, to buy out
the remaining Rangers' shareholders and take-over the Club.
Trouble
is, while King Gasl has, on the one hand, been promising much - £30
million “transfer 'war chest' anyone” - he has delivered little.
The Club continues to be, as it has been since SDM handed-over
control to yon off the radar chap, a loss-making entity, without a
credit line at any bank, without a permanent manager, with on-going
issues over potentially-expensive stadium refurbishment, and with
on-going issues over settlement payments to its last two managers.
The
genuine RRM who have been funding this loss-making enterprise are, we
understand, becoming a little pissed-off with having to bear the
burden. One senses it is all coming to a head.
Why,
there are even rumours, the pr guru who has, thus far, done a
tremendous job in keeping the Lap Top Loyal and the other
stenographers and churnalist of the mainstream media in Glasgow, is
beginning to lose his audience. And, we are outwith the
squirrel-hunting season, so, diversions are in short supply.
Stevie Clarke - the managerial Flavour of the Month
I
detected the hand of the top Level pr guru behind recent efforts to
unsettle Stevie Clarke, the flavour of the month among Scottish
managers, following his turn-around in the fortunes of Kilmarnock.
But, Clarke, good Ayrshire boy that he is, and, having during his
time in England worked with all sorts of charlatans, can spot a club
owner, or potential owner, who is all mouth and no trousers.
He
has made it clear, he has no interest in managing any Scottish club
other than Kilmarnock. This, following hard on the heels of the
knock-back from Derek McInnes, appears to confirm – the word is out
about how skint the Club is, and how untrustworthy King Gasl might
be.
I think popcorn sales might be up this festive season, as this movie is set to run and run.
MEANWHILE,
across town, there was a speedy response to surrendering their
impressive 69-game unbeaten domestic run at Tynecastle on Sunday.
Hearts actually did Celtic a favour by winning that one. Perhaps
better to lose to a non-Glasgow club than one from the same city,
and, if Celtic had stretched their run to 70 games, well, that would
simply have been the cue for one of these rare Partick Thistle
against the odds wins.
Of
course, the churnalists and stenographers have been quick to make the
point about this “World Record” run of 69-games unbeaten. Fair
play, it was impressive, but, it is NOT a World Record, or even a
British Record.
The
Celtic run is correctly – a British Record for a top national
division, since the outright record is held by AFC Wimbledon, who, on
their rise through the ranks in England, put together an unbeaten
league run of 78 games back in 2003 and 2004.
SO
SORRY to learn this week that Bobby Williamson has been diagnosed
with Cancer. Not nice at any time of year, but, more-so in December.
Bobby Williamson - One of the Good Guys
However,
I am certain Bobby will give the big C a real run for its money, he's
that sort of guy. And, with Bobby being back in the news, it gives me
a chance to retell my favourite Bobby Williamson story, from his days
as Kilmarnock manager.
Bobby
had been having one of his periodic wars with the Fourth Estate in
the week leading-up to a Kilmarnock v Dundee United job. He had
accused several upstanding tabloid hacks of: making-up stories and
manufacturing quotes. Perish the thought!!
So,
on the Saturday, he arrived in the Rugby Park Media Suite armed with
a Dictaphone, and announced he was going to record the press
conference, and, he expected us to identify ourselves and out
newspaper when asking him questions, safe in the knowledge, he would
be checking our copy to ensure accuracy.
I
had drawn the short straw of asking the first question, so, I duly
identified myself: “Socrates MacSporran – Sunday Times,” (for
it was for that august organ I was reporting). My question was:
“Bobby – how do you justify that 90-minutes of shite we've just
watched?” The match had, indeed, been that staple of Scottish
fitba: “A draw, nae fitba!”
My
parentage, my weight issues, my perceived love of Ayr United were all
called into question in Bobby's preamble to his answer, before,
reluctantly, he accepted, the game had been: “Not very good.”
At
least, he binned the Dictaphone, the rest of the press conference
passed in friendly banter and without rancour, and we all left, more
than ever convinced that Bobby was indeed, one of the good guys.
Alex
Smith, the United boss, was a bit harder to convince that it had been
a rotten game, but, eventually, he too accepted the crowd had been
somewhat short-changed.
Get
well soon Bobby – we are all with you in your fight.
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