Socrates MacSporran

Socrates MacSporran
No I am not Chick Young, but I can remember when Scottish football was good

Thursday 1 November 2018

King Willie Or King John Would Have Made All The Difference Last Night

WATCHING the Edinburgh Derby from Tynecastle on TV last night I could not help thinking: what might the likes of Willie Bauld or John Robertson have made of all that possession Hearts enjoyed.


"King" Willie Bauld - would have made a difference to Hearts last night

With a half-decent natural striker in their team, the Jambos would surely, notwithstanding Derek McGregor's defensive excellence, have won at a canter. They played some lovely outfield football, but, when they got into the “red zone” - cow's rear ends and banjos came to mind.

Sadly, however, last night's game will more-likely be remembered for all the wrong reasons, after some members of the crowd became a bit too-involved. But, hey, that's Scottish football for you. Their lunatic fringes might be a bit bigger, but, as was shown last night – every team has its half-wits in its following.

I don't suppose he will ever grow-up, and saying that should not mitigate the fact, nobody deserves to be hit in the face with a coin, but, as regards Neil Lennon – I must agree with Gary Caldwell, he does bring a lot of his troubles on himself.

I am assured by other journalists who know him, and who socialised with Neil in the West End of Glasgow, he is a charming man – away from football; he is erudite, witty and is not a football obsessive.

We used to have a successful Junior Football manager down here in Ayrshire, who won several trophies, including the big one, the Scottish Junior Cup, with a few good teams. From Monday to Friday, 9-5, he had a very-important job with one of our major banks. If you wanted to borrow upwards of £1 million, it was to him you made your case.

But, on a Saturday, he was a foul-mouthed, snarling, pent-up bundle of aggression, bawling at his players and the officials from the technical area. One evening, as we shared a bottle of wine on the train journey from Glasgow to Ayrshire, I asked him about his split personality.

Simple – I've got two heads. At the moment I am wearing my banker's head. I will get home tonight, have my tea, take off my banker's head, put on my football manager's one and go to the training. So long as I don't get the two heads mixed-up, I will be fine.”

I think maybe Neil Lennon also has a normal head and a football manager one.

 Neil Lennon, wearing his football head

By the way Neil, you were risking a booking for simulation, the way you went down in slow-motion stages. OK, being hit by a coin isn't funny, but, the delayed reaction, then the ever so slow fall – not fully convincing.

Same censure applies to Heart's goalkeeper Zdenek Zlamal, who made a bit of a pig's ear of things after he was punched by a Hibs' fan behind the goals. Certainly this, like the Lennon one, was something we don't want to see.

Lennon, naturally, has been playing the victim card ever since – what's that about, once a Celt, always a Celt. I am not having his: “I did nothing wrong, I was only paying them back for the abuse I had to stand for 90 minutes.”

Neil, as a manager, your focus should be on what;s happening in front of you, not behind you. Forget the fans, ignore them, it's safer.



THESE last few seasons, I have been mainly covering rugby, and the difference between how their players interact with referees, and how footballers do, it's not so much night and day as Mercury v Pluto.

Of course, if rugby players don't immediately accept the referee's decision as final – they can be marched backwards ten metres until the learn to shut-up. Such dissent can and occasionally does, turn a harmless penalty into a points-scoring opportunity, so rugby players quickly learn to accept the referee's verdict.

Also, if you get a yellow card in rugby, you're off the park for ten minutes; in football, you carry-on regardless. Also, in rugby, there is the protocol – only the team captain can speak to the referee. From the referee's perspective, he will, as a matter of course, when yellow-carding a player and sending him off for ten minutes, or worse, if he is issuing a red card, the match official will call the team captain over, with the miscreant, and tell them both why the bad guy is going off.

If Messrs Owen and Barnes refereed football, players' behaviour would soon improve

You very-seldom see a rugby referee such as Nigel Owens or Wayne Barnes being surrounded by a mob of angry players, they know it could prove messy if they did.

A rugby player, as he prepares to take the field, knows he is going to hit people, and be hit in return, but he accepts the physical danger. In theory, a footballer does not face the same risks of injury. However, he also knows, particularly if he is perhaps a fast, trick forward, there will be times when he will be hit, and it will hurt. So, why the “handbags” after a bad tackle?

Watching that game last night, I could make a case for stiffer penalties for bad tackles, and for mass hectoring of referees. I have said before, and will say again doubtless, to get the best experience out of football, we must eliminate the cynical challenges, the bad tackle and get the players and coaches to behave better.

How we do this, I don't completely know, but, more cards might be the answer. Sure, there would be pandemonium for a time, but, the sensible players and coaches would soon get the message, while the numpties would be driven from the game – which would be better for their going.

But, for this to happen, the will would need to be there, and, at present, I do not see this.



IT SAYS much about the mountain Women's football still has to climb in Scotland, that Glasgow City's magnificent achievement in winning their 12th straight Scottish Women's Premier League title has attracted such small praise.

Imagine the media overkill if either one of Bigot Enterprises Scotland's two men's sides had done this. And, it's not as if City are competing in a one-team league. Hibs are running them very close, and, I will be amazed if the great Eddie Wolecki Black perhaps the only man in Scotland who really understands Scotswomen, does not soon have Celtic Ladies offering City genuine competition within the city.

Women's football, that's where the game is at in Scotland just now.


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