Socrates MacSporran

Socrates MacSporran
No I am not Chick Young, but I can remember when Scottish football was good

Tuesday, 23 August 2016

Enjoy International Retirement Broonie - You Got More Caps Than Maybe Your Talent Deserved

PARDON me if I do not join in the wailing, gnashing of teeth and rending of garments at the news Scott Brown has retired from international football.

The four men in central midfield in my first live Scotland international were Ian McColl, Tommy Docherty, Bobby Collins and Sammy Baird. I was a Tartan Army foot soldier through the years of Bremner, Baxter, Bobby Murdoch, John White, Archie Gemill, Asa Hartford, Masson and Rioch, Souness, Strachan, McStay, McAllister, Lambert and Burley, not forgetting John Greig in his early days as a midfielder, plus, the magnificent Dave Mackay, or Eddie Turnbull in his last, glorious swan-song during the 1958 World Cup, I also rate Darren Fletcher way above Broonie.

There you have it, 22 better Scotland central midfielders I have seen than Broonie – ok, 21, I will give you Sammy Baird. But, the fact is, in no other age in Scottish football would Broonie have got anywhere close to winning 50 caps, he is a very lucky boy to have got into the SFA's Hall of Fame, or whatever they are calling the 50 caps club these days.

I give you, he has been a very good player in a series of winning, but still, by Celtic standards, mediocre teams – but, Scotland class – not for me.

The best summing-up of Broonie I have seen was posted by a Herald journalist, in a piece praising Andy Murray's Olympic gold medal. It read: “You will never see Andy pictured, lying on an Edinburgh pavement, clutching a kebab, at 2am.” That for me, said it all about why Broonie can never be a Scotland great.



I SEE Big Sam Allardyce would like to see Team GB enter football teams in the 2020 Olympics. Well, pro-independence though I am, I am with you on this one Sam. BUT, it will never happen, UNLESS – the (English) Football Association sets-up a proper UKFA purely for the purposes of running the Olympic programme, and genuinely gives the Northern Irish, Scottish and Welsh FA each a say in how the programme is run; the three Celtic associations get a written, binding deal from FIFA to say, such an Olympic programme will not threaten their international independence.

Of course, the best outcome would be an independent Scotland having its own Olympic Games programme, but, we might have to wait until the 2024 Games for that.



HAVING been given permission to sell alcohol inside Meadow Park during the annual Marymass game against Irvine Vics, the Meadow had a change of mind, and no drink was sold on the night. This, however, did not prevent one spectator, presumably a Meadow fan, from invading the park and spitting on a Vics player who had just scored from the penalty spot.

And that, Ladies and Gentlemen is the great conundrum of Scottish football. We have arguably, more bams per square foot of terracing than any other nation on earth; these bams are going to get fuelled-up and misbehave; should we allow our clubs to profit from their bamness by selling them drink inside the ground, or, should we continue to allow them to fuel-up outside the ground, before coming in to misbehave? Decisions, decisions.

Of course, as our opposition politicians tell us, we do not need an Offensive Behaviour At Football Act – aye right.



SOME salient facts around why Brian McClair resigned from his Player Development role with the SFA, have emerged. It appears Brian told the sixth floor blazers a few home truths, then suggested one or two wee changes which might be made, which would help us produce better players.

Only the blazers kent better than Brian, his suggestions were not taken up, obstacles were, apparently, put in his way, so, he left. I have said it before, and will go on saying it – though doubtless nothing will happen – but, the biggest drawback to Scotland progressing as a football nation is, we seem to have some of the stupidest and worse administrators in football. And, by that, I do not mean the paid guys (although, it's fair to say some of them could not get elected dog catcher in a one-horse race), I refer to the club officials who make the final decisions.

No comments:

Post a Comment