Socrates MacSporran

Socrates MacSporran
No I am not Chick Young, but I can remember when Scottish football was good

Sunday, 28 August 2016

Maybe The Two The Polis Lifted Were Singing Off-Key

CLEARLY, the Offensive Behaviour at Football Act (OFBA) works. Two Rangers fans have been lifted for singing offensive, sectarian songs, during Friday night's SPFL game at Rugby Park.

These guys are wasting their time following, following – with that sort of ventriloquism ability, they ought to be on TV. I could have sworn, from the volume which came across during the BT TV broadcast of the game, most, if not all of the estimated 8000 Rangers fans at the game were giving it big licks.

Now, it appears it was Celtic supporter Juan Guys two Rangers-supporting cousins, the Twoguys. Amazing.

On the subject of their arrest, as ever, constrained by the notion – everyone is innocent until proven guilty, the papers have reported the arrests as for “alleged” sectarian singing. So, myself, every other TV viewer, not to mention the rest of the crowd at Rugby Park, and the residents of the surrounding streets, only thought we heard Ra Peepul, wearing their sashes, guarding Derry's Walls and most-definitely up to their knees in Fenian blood. Aye right.

What will the two arrested guys plead: “Honest Sheriff – Ah wisnae singin' Ah wis jist miming”?



SO, Craig Gordon has been dropped/rested (please delete according to how much of “Pravda's” output you believe.

Once Brendan Rodgers signed Dorus de Vries, big Craig's jersey was always heading for the shoogly nail in the corner of the dressing room. As a fully-aid-up member of Lodge Number One, the goalies' ludge, I have every sympathy with the big man. Goalkeeper is the most-solitary position in the team, there can be only one and all that, and, Brendan clearly favours de Vries.

I don't think Craig was entirely blameless in midweek. Certainly that daft second goal wasn't all down to him, but, had he been old school, and allowed the ball to come through to him, jumping to clutch it to his chest or stomach, then it would have stayed there, regardless of collisions with daft defenders. I agree with Chris Sutton – and there's a first – most, if not all the blame has to go to Gordon. He was the guy facing play, it was his call as to how to deal with that innocuous-looking ball, and he blew it.

When he first broke into the Scotland team, Craig looked as if he could be our best-ever goalkeeper, but, injury, and his long lay-off have blunted that. He is still a good 'keeper, he is still capable of the sort of brilliant reaction save which has him as the holder of the Best-Ever Premiership Save, but, in terms of command of his area, comfort with the ball at his feet and organisation at set pieces, he is some way off the top level. He has a good bit of extra work to do to get back to being Celtic's, and Scotland's, Number One.

At least, he is still a better goalie than Joe Hart.



SPEAKING of goalkeepers – what does Jamie Macdonald of Kilmarnock have to do to get into the Scotland squad, even as number three 'keeper?

He has the experience, he was wonderful on Friday night, but, he is not “showy”, he just does his job. As a long-term Killie fan, he is, for me, a worthy successor to the many great goalkeepers I have seen in my nearly 60-years of going to Rugby Park.

In that time, we have had: Jimmy Brown, Sandy McLaughlin, Bobby Ferguson, Campbell Forsyth, Jim Stewart, Ally Hunter, Allan McCulloch, Bobby Gedess, Dragan Lekovic, Gordon Marshall, Alan Combe, Cammy Bell, Craig Samson, and now Macdonald. A long line of good, occasionally great 'keepers, all of whom, with the obvious exception of big Dragan, have appeared for various Scotland sides. Jamie is in good company there.



AILSA, one of my Silver Foxes – a group of 60-70-something ladies, who have gone from cutty sark-wearing Bonnie Lassies, via Ladies who Lunch to fiesty grannies, still able to kick-up a storm, has a secret passion – she is a Kilmarnock season ticket holder. As such, she was in her usual place in the Frank Beattie Stand on Friday night.

She says: “Boydie “sprinting” through the middle of your defence to score is God's way of telling you – you need a centre-half”. There is no need for further comment.




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