I
NEVER made it to the A-Team of Scottish football writers, that band
of gilded youth who still get expenses, business-class air travel,
first-class rail travel, and only have to report on the Bigot
Brothers and Scotland.
I should have called him mister
They
get a free finger buffet at half-time, a bottomless coffee cup and a
wee hauf in the media room, post-match – and, so-long as they
remember their place, they even get to speak with the Glib and
Shameless Liar and the Tax-Dodger, provided they address these
gentlemen as: “Mr”.
I
remember, a couple of decades ago, the sharp intake of breath, when,
at a Rangers press event, I addressed the then Mr Murray, Owner of
Rangers, as: “David”. I thought the Chief Football Writer of a
scurrilous and now deid Sunday red top was going to have a seizure at
my lack of respect. My explanation: “I kent his faither and I've
been calling him 'David' for years,” cut little ice – I had
committed the sin of over-familiarity.
Any
way, while the stringers are out covering what little real senior
football there will be in Scotland, I dare say one or two of the
A-Team, those who have convinced their Sports Editors they are
'Sports Writers' rather than 'Football Writers', will be getting tore
into the lavish hospitality which the SRU provides for those verm,
sorry, gentlemen of the Fourth Estate, who have not cast aspersions
on Mr Dodson's thought processes, or maligned the SRU's Director of
Rugby - “The Lesser-Spotted Johnson” in philosophical blogs we do
not mention in polite company.
They
are in holiday mode – having covered Scotland v Netherlands, at
Pittodrie on Thursday, before
looking up: 'Football-Writing By Numbers' for ideas for their pieces
for today.
Come
on guys, there are better, more-worthy subjects to discuss than the
likelihood of Kieran Tierney reaching 100 caps. Of course, Craig
Gordon is targetting Alan Rough's caps haul – two more games and he
is past the great “Scruffy”, but, is that news. And as for the
Record's storm in a Bovril cup about Celtic allegedly cropping a
picture of Kieran Tierney to remove the poppy – PLLEEAASSEE!!! Even
in the land of Old Firm Whitabootery, that's a non story.
Scotland
has, since the modern routine of a World Cup or European
Championships every two years – with the time between finals spent
in qualifying, averaged eight internationals per season. Thus, if
young Kieran can maintain his form and fitness, and become an
ever-present for Scotland, between now and the end of the 2029-2030
season, he will win his 100th
cap around that time. Of course, if we suddenly re-discover our
tournament mojo, he will get there sooner.
Kenny Dalglish - it took him 131 games to reach his century of caps
Kenny
Dalglish, the only Scot to have played over 100 games for his
country, won his first cap, off the bench, against Belgium, at
Pittodrie, on 10 November, 1971. He won his 100th
cap, against Romania, at Hampden, on 26 March, 1986 – 14 years, 4
months and 16 days later. Kenny missed a few caps, because Liverpool
were in European finals, but, he had a remarkable tolerance for the
abuse he took at the feet of 1970s and 1980s defenders, didn't miss
many games, but, it still took him a total of 131 international to
reach his century.
Jim
Leighton, who with 91 caps lies second to Kenny in the most-capped
list, made his debut against East Germany, at Hampden, on 13 October,
1982, and made his final appearance, against Estonia, at Pittodrie,
on 10 November, 1998 – 16 years and 28 days later. Leighton's
Scotland career therefore spanned 142 internationals, and included a
three years and five months spell in the international wilderness,
between June 1990 and November, 1993, during which he missed 30
internationals.
Jim Leighton - over 16 years in the international arena, but fell short of 100 caps
To
win 100 caps, you have to be – very good, very consistent, and very
lucky. Dalglish was picked by six Scotland managers – Tommy
Docherty, Willie Ormond, Ally MacLeod, Jock Stein, Alex Ferguson and
Andy Roxburgh. Leighton had the confidence of Stein, Ferguson (well,
up until 1990), Roxburgh and Craig Brown – who brought him back
from the wilderness. He also, unlike Dalglish, had to fight-off the
challenge of another two very good exponents of the goalkeeping arts,
Roughie as a young player, then Andy Goram later in his career.
Kieran
Tierney, we all know is good, he has performed consistently since
breaking into the Celtic and Scotland teams, and, to a degree he has
been lucky. Will these factors hold for the decade and more they will
need to, if he is to become a cap centurion. Now, there's the rub.
Our
most-capped current internationalist, Darren Fletcher, won his 80th
cap against Slovenia, earlier this season. He has taken 14 years, one
month and 18 days to get to that stage, and, at 34, and with a new
national team manager due to be installed, you have to feel, time is
running-out on his Scotland career and he is unlikely to reach a
century of caps.
Darren Fletcher - after 14 yars and 80 caps, time is against him reaching his caps century
And
these men I have mentioned had it comparatively easy. Given we now
average eight internationals per season, think how difficult it was
to accumulate caps back in the day. Denis Law, Scotland's most-capped
player before Dalglish won his first cap, in Cardiff, on 18 October,
1958. He celebrated, aged 18, by scoring against Wales. He made his
final Scotland appearance, indeed, his final appearance as a player,
in the opening World Cup match, against Zaire, in Dortmund, on 14
June, 1974 – 15 years, 7 months and 27 days after his debut. In
that period, Scotland played 120 internationals, and Denis featured
in 55 of them.
Denis Law scored 30 goals for Scotland, but injury, selectorial whims and club calls restricted him to 55 caps, spread over 15 years and 120 Scotland games
He
was, throughout that spell, by a mile our top striker, yet, he had
spells when the selectors, who picked the team for most of his
Scotland career, didn't fancy him. There were occasions when his clubs would not release him to Scotland. I even remember, although, to their
credit, the selectors ignored the call, one of the leading football
writers of the time demanding he be dropped, after we lost 4-3
to Norway in Bergen – Denis had scored all three Scotland goals.
As
I said, winning 100 caps for Scotland is not easy, so, let's not
burden Kieran Tierney with expectations.
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