Socrates MacSporran

Socrates MacSporran
No I am not Chick Young, but I can remember when Scottish football was good

Monday, 20 May 2019

Kilmarnock Will Miss Clarke, But,Scotland Has Won A Watch If They Get HIm

ONE OF the unfortunate realities of being a football writer is – you have to park the dreams of fandom: the thought that, just maybe Stenhousemuir might qualify for the Champions League, and then go all the way to win it – for the reality of them being a bog standard, part-time Scottish team, closer to: “won fuck all and never will,” than to hearing Tony Britton's take on Zadok the Priest blaring out across Wembley, as the Warriors prepare to face Real Madrid or Barcelona in the Champions League final.

Stevie Clarke - if Sunday was good-bye, Scotland has chosen well

You fight back the desire to write that Alfredo Morelos is a bawbag and Scott Brown deserves a right guid kickin' to report as fairly as you can, and the Sports Editor's bias will allow. You do it to survive.

But, in the pub, during the week and post-match, you are just as myopic and biased as your pal Tam in the looney section of the ground. Which is why, this week, I will be going out of my way to wind-up a former work colleague, as guid a man as you will find among the denizens of North Ayrshire's “Three Toons.” OK, that's a fairly low setting of the bar, but this excellent operator in the world of journalism, during a spell working in Aberdeen, fell for the false Gods of Fergie's Furies and today, thirty-plus years later, he is a committed Dandy Dons fan.

So, he will be getting pelters from me this week, after Killie's terrific Sunday show, in beating the Breengers to clinch third spot in the SPFL, leaving Aberdeen in fourth spot, and depending on Celtic beating Hearts on Saturday to hand them a European place. True fans relish such minor victories.

I have to say, that match-deciding penalty at Rugby Park was on the extremely boggy side of “soft,” however, given how many such awards the Bigot Brothers get over an average season – it was karma. Maybe the WATP mob will think twice about dissing Willie Collum in future. Naw, strike that – you cannot use think and Rangers in the same sentence.

Post-match, Stevie Clarke gave what can only be interpreted as a valedictory farewell speech. I am now convinced, some time this week, he will be on the track at Hampden waving the Tartan scarf as the latest keeper of the poisoned chalice, as Scotland Team Manager.

I wish him well, and I am confident he will be a good Scotland boss. He has the experience, he is the right age and as he has shown at Killie, he can get a lot out of limited players. Mind you, his job would be a whole lot easier, if the whole Scottish football system was fit for purpose, but, let's not expect miracles right away.

If he does take the Scotland job, Clarke will be able to resume living in England with his family. He will surely spend more time checking-out the Anglo-Scots who will form the bulk of his probable squad, while travelling to check-out the opposition will be easier from a house closer to Heathrow.

He can make flying visits north to check-out the Home Scots and liaise with the SFA hierarchy, the job is workable from an English base.



ASK ANY retired footballer, or player of any sport at a half-decent competitive level and they will tell you, just about the toughest decision they ever had to make, was when to call it a day. Few get the decision on hanging-up the boots exactly right – there is always a tendency to carry-on that wee bit too long.

Vincent Kompany

Well Vincent Kompany didn't say: “That's it,” in the wake of leading Manchester City to that unprecedented English treble on Saturday night, but, he certainly got it right in terms of when to call it a day from English football.

Certainly, there is a chance City can defend their three domestic honours next season, and perhaps add the European Cup as well, but, with the authorities going through the books under the FFP (Financial Fair Play) rules, and Pep Guardiola maybe looking at his next challenge, future success is not a given.

Kompany has the medals, he has the testimonial, he has set up his foundation – this is probably a good time to move on to his next challenge, making it in management, back where it began for him, at Anderlecht.

The Guardian published a very good in-depth profile of Kompany on Saturday morning. If you get a chance, have a read at it. I already knew he was a very good footballer, but, read that and you realise, what a great man he is.

I think he has all the attributes to be a great manager, I wish him well on the next part of his football voyage, but, City will miss him.



I DID an obituary last week on former FIFA referee George Smith, who has died, aged 75, after a battle against prostate cancer.

Geroge was one of those good referees – he was nearly invisible – who did his job well and without fuss. His legacy is his mentoring of up and coming referees, particularly in his own Edinburgh area. No histrionics, no fuss, that was George's way.

George Smith

Of course, he had the ideal background – he was a civil servant, and an HR specialist to boot, so, he certainly knew how to be neutral and get the best out of people.

Nobody had a bad word to say about him. Indeed, one of his pet hates was bad words – swear in front of George, you were in bother. He was clearly one of the good guys. He must have been, as an Edinburgh man, a devout Roman Catholic to boot, he certainly didn't fit the stereotypical view of a Scottish referee.

So, how come, given his background, he got to be the first Edinburgh referee to take control of an Old Firm cup final, is anyone's guess.

Seriously though, he will be missed, following 58 years of commitment to refereeing – the much-maligned good guys of the game.

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