Socrates MacSporran

Socrates MacSporran
No I am not Chick Young, but I can remember when Scottish football was good

Friday 25 January 2019

A Legend Has Gone

PARDON the self-indulgence, but, I could not allow his passing to go unremarked, without paying tribute to one of the giants of my craft, and a fellow Ayrshireman.




Hugh McIlvanney OBE – sports writer


Born, Kilmarnock: 2 February, 1934

Died, London: 24 January, 2019, aged 84


IN Ayrshire, 25 January, 2019 is as good a day as any to reflect on the life of a giant of literature – Hugh McIlvanney, who died last night.

McIlvanney was a unique talent, the only sports writer ever to be named Journalist of the Year, a man who, for over half a century was at the peak of his craft in describing sport, that religion of the masses.

Yet, he himself would point-out, he wasn't even the best writer in his family, giving primacy to his late younger brother Willie, one of Scotland's greatest novelists. The McIlvanneys were born in Riccarton, which locals will tell you is the true heart of Kilmarnock. Hughie shone at Kilmarnock Academy, leaving to begin his long career in journalism as a trainee reporter with the local paper, the Kilmarnock Standard.

From there, by now a news reporter, he moved on for a short spell in the Glasgow office of the Daily Express, before heading along the A8 to North Bridge and the impressive offices of The Scotsman.

It was here that he became a sports writer, and a very good one. His report on the legendary real Madrid v Eintracht Frankfort European Cup Final of 1960, a “runner” - that is, a series of short paragraphs, dictated down the telephone to a copy-taker in the office while the game is in progress is often held-up as one of the finest examples of this now lost art.

His final paragraph stands-out as a fitting tribute to one of the greatest matches ever:

“Fittingly, the great Glasgow stadium responded with the loudest and most sustained ovation it has given to non-Scottish athletes. The strange emotionalism that overcame the huge crowd as the triumphant Madrid team circled the field at the end, carrying the trophy they have held since its inception, showed they had not simply been entertained. They had been moved by the experience of seeing sport played to its ultimate standards.”


Almost as good was his follow-up, a report on a short conversation he had as he left the ground, with one of the then movers and shakers in the SFA, who McIlvanney reported as saying:

Of course, the Scottish football public would not pay to watch that kind of football every week.” Aye right!!

Scotland could not hold that level of talent, so he took Johnson's High Road South, to The Observer, where he quickly became Chief Sports Writer, a post he filled with distinction for over 30-years. He travelled the world, covering World Cups, Heavyweight title fights, major golf tournaments and Olympic Games. Bringing to every report his unique insight and his great gift for having the exact phrase for the occasion.

He was a keen student of the Turf, making significant financial donations, at least to the bookmakers' profits, and revelling in the atmosphere of Aintree on Grand National Day, Derby Day at Epsom, Royal Ascot and, perhaps his favourite occasion – the Cheltenham Festival.

His description of “Himself,” the great Arkle, running-down Mill House is perhaps the best example you can find of descriptive big race reporting:

“As Arkle jockey Pat Taaffe, who had planned it all that way, began to close on the turn at the top of the hill, the incredible Irish support, the farmers and stableboys and priests, roared in unison: ‘Here he comes.’ It was like a beleaguered army greeting the hero who brings relief. He came all right, to run the heart out of Mill House, and that great horse was never the same again.” That takes you right there.

Has anyone ever captured the genius of George Best with the same elan as this McIlvanney piece on the Irish legend:

Best had come in along the goal line from the corner-flag in a blur of intricate deception. Having briskly embarrassed three or four challengers, he drove the ball high into the net with a fierce simplicity that made spectators wonder if the acuteness of the angle had been an optical illusion.


What was the time of that goal?” asked a young reporter in the Manchester United press box.

Never mind the time, son,” said an older voice beside him. “Just write down the date.”


Or there was his take on Muhammad Ali thrashing George Foreman in “The Rumble in the Jungle” in 1974:

“We should have known that Muhammad Ali would not settle for any ordinary old resurrection. His had to have an additional flourish. So, having rolled away the rock, he hit George Foreman on the head with it.”


After that fight McIlvanney demonstrated he had mastered old-fashioned foot in the door news reporting, pounding the streets of Kilmarnock and Glasgow all those years before. He took a taxi out to Ali's villa, blagged his way in, got an exclusive interview and life-time admission to The Greatest's inner circle. Gallus or what.

And, did any of the many Scottish journalists there capture the magic and insanity of Lisbon, 1967 quite as well as this extract from McIlvanney's Observer piece:

"At the airport, the impression is of a Dunkirk with happiness. The discomforts of mass evacuation are tolerable when your team have just won the greatest victory yet achieved by a British football club, and completed a clean sweep of the trophies available to them that has never been equalled anywhere in the world.


They even cheered Helenio Herrera and his shattered Inter when the Italians left for Milan yesterday evening. "Inter, Inter, Inter." The chant resounded convincingly through the departure lounge, but no one was misled. In that mood, overflowing with conquerors' magnanimity they might have given Scot Symon a round of applause.


"Typically, within a minute the same happily dishevelled groups were singing: "Ee Aye Addio, Herrera's on the Buroo." The suggestion that the most highly paid manager in Europe is likely to be queueing at the Labour Exchange is rather wild but the comment emphasised that even the least analytical fan had seen through the hectic excitement of a unique performance to the essential meaning of the event.”



Even his one-liners were special: Joe Bugner – the physique of a Greek statue, but fewer moves.” Or his take on Carlos Teves' departure from Manchester City: “Whatever it costs Manchester City to get rid of him is a tolerable outlay on disinfectant.”


He had a volcanic temper, he could be a handful in drink, and the denizens of Irvine, who witnessed the dispute still speak in awe of a full-out argument/scrap with brother Willie, when they fell-out at a Burns Night dinner.

But when, cigar clamped between his teeth, he sat down at his typewriter or lap top to write his match reports – and at his best he was a match reporter – he immediately went into the “zone”, from which he did not emerge until he was happy with every word, comma or full stop. He was a perfectionist.

But, he wasn't perfect. His Scotsman character assassination of poor Frank Haffey after Wembley 1961 was verging on the cruel – we Scottish goalkeepers have never forgotten.

He was showered with honours: made OBE in 1996, the Scottish Press Awards gave him a special Lifetime Achieve Award in 2004; a year later came that Journalist of the Year Award; in 2008 he was inducted into the International Boxing Hall of Fame. And a record seven Sports Writer of the Year awards.

Somewhat embarrassingly, in 2011 the Scottish Football Hall of Fame secretly inducted him into membership. It had to be done secretly, since he was Chairman of the Induction Committee, who acted without telling him. He is also in the Press Gazette and English Football Museum's Halls of Fame.

After 30-years, he left The Observer in 1993, for a short spell as a Correspondent at Large for the Daily Express, before settling down to 23 years with the Sunday Times, only finally logging off in 2016. Along the way, be wrote with insight and feeling about the great Scottish football men: the great players: Baxter, Johnstone, Law and Dalglish, but more clearly the great managers – Busby, Shankly, Stein and Ferguson.

His books: 'McIlvanney on Boxing,' (1982), 'McIlvanney on Football,' (1994) and 'McIlvanney on Horse Racing' (co-written with another master, the late Sir Peter O'Sullivan in 1995) are “must haves” for every serious collector of writings on sport.

That said, he was, at his best a reporter – the most information and colour in the fewest words – while other great Scottish sports writers: Norman Mair, Bob Crampsey or Ian Archer, were more essayists.

Hugh McIlvanney was married three times. He is survived by third wife Caroline, and Conn and Elizabeth, the children of his first marriage. The McIlvanney literary legacy is in the safe hands of his nephew, Willie's son, the New Zealand-based novelist and crime writer Liam McIlvanney.





Friday 4 January 2019

Young Managers Recruiting Their Contemporaries Is A Slippery Slope

STRANGELY, considering his “day job” was as an accountant – allegedly the most-boring and predictable of the professions - “Enclosure George” Reid, veteran Ayr United supporter and scourge of managers, was one of the wittiest terracing critics going.

From his place behind the home dug out, he frequently goaded Ally MacLeod into wanting to wade into the crowd to sort him out. Davie Wells, Ally's former assistant reckons he lost count of the number of times he had to hold Ally back from going after George – and Ally was generally successful as United boss.

George Burley - his "youth policy" at Ayr was questioned by super fan"Enclosure George"

One of George's best verbal sallies was directed at then United Chairman retired Chief Constable Andrew Charters, during George Burley's spell as boss of the Honest Men. United had been awarded a free-kick, just in front of George's place and Burley, then 35, Arthur Albiston (36) and Gordon Mair (37) were grouped round the ball deciding what to do next.

Manna from Heaven to George, who piped-up: “Haw Mr Chairman, is that your new youth development programme working.” It brought the house down, in the press box, above George's head, we were in hysterics.

Now, this might be a leap of unparalleled imagination, but, imagine if Rangers had a fan with that degree of wit. I can see the same scenario, towards the end of this month, with Jermain Defoe, Charlie Adam and Steven Davis discussing what to do with a free-kick.

Naw, couldn't happen, Rangers fans are not that sharp.

I do worry about Steven Gerrard's transfer policy. OK, he's a young manager, in his first post, he has grown-up in the age of success being bought; of fans demanding success – yesterday. Not for Gerrard and his contemporaries the sense of it perhaps being better to breed talent from within – that's the job of lesser clubs, whose talent is to be picked-up by Rangers and similar “big clubs” once their promise can be measured.

Also, Rangers' fans and directors are not really interested in building something, they want success – now; or by the latest within two years, in time to prevent Celtic winning ten Scottish League titles in a row. Longer term planning can wait. Instant, or near-instant success to stymie Celtic, and deliver Title 55 is the name of the game.

Defoe, Davis and maybe even Adam are not the future – they are a short-term fix, which may, or may not work. They might tip the balance Rangers' way in the race for the title this season, but, they will not help them in Europe – which is where Rangers have to start making an impression.

We Are The People” is an idle boast – more so when the fans making that claim are supporting the team officially ranked 205th in Europe, according to UEFA; or the 185th best team in the world, according to the American 538 sports statistic website.



STILL ON the subject of Rangers, was anyone surprised - well maybe the clearly apoplectic Chris Sutton - when the SFA decided to take no action over some of Alfredo Morelos' antics during their 1-0 win over Celtic. Some of the alleged fouls certainly, on looking at the photographs, seemed like bad ones.

One or two, it should be said, would have been forgiven by fans of every Scottish club except Celtic, on the grounds they were committed against Scott Brown – the Number Two pantomime villain in Scottish football – behind Neil Lennon.

Certainly, there is also a picture of Brown committing what looks like a clear red card, over the ball challenge on Morelos, so, a reasonable person with any knowledge of Scottish football might well decide – the pair were at it, and therefore, anything went.

I would reckon, any half-way competent rugby Television Match Official would have been advising the referee: “red card” for both the incident, when Morelos appears to boot Brown in the “haw maws”, and the Brown over the ball challenge.

The alleged Morelos stamp on Anthony Ralston was also, I would suggest, a red card offence. Any way, Morelos seems to have got away with it – which speaks volumes on the SFA's attitude to bringing the Bigot Brothers' players to heel. Clearly, in 21st century Scottish football, all clubs are equal, but, two are more-equal than all the rest.

Of course, it could have been, John Beaton was following the sage advice often given to young referees, before their first Auchinleck Talbot v Cumnock game. This was: "Stop the game as little as possible." Senior referees always reckoned, when play stop the nonsense began, so, by waving play-on, and keeping things moving, it gave the dafties, on and off the field, on both sides, fewer opportunities for nonsense.



Ouch!!
 
Of course, strikers such as Morelos are always targets for unscrupulous defenders, and the best have to be able to look after themselves. For instance, Denis Law did have something of a reputation for being able to look after himself. He was famously dropped from the Scotland team for kicking Bobby Robson, right in front of the Queen, at Wembley in 1961 – although Denis's defence: “Bobby kicked me first,” was never contradicted by the future Sir Bobby.

Big Ian Ure also reckoned, he got his big-money transfer from Arsenal to Manchester United, because Sir Matt Busby, worried about the soft centre of his defence, decided to sign Ure, after the big Ayrshireman whacked the same Denis Law in a game at Old Trafford. Again Ure still insists: “Denis started it.” He is also adamant, the fracas which saw him break his jaw, while captaining the Scotland XI against Israel, in 1967, was sparked off by another future knight of the real,, one Alex Ferguson, sorting out an Israeli defender.



FREDDIE Glidden died on 1 January, aged 91. A sad start to 2019 for every Jambo, Freddie played 270 games for the Edinburgh team during the Golden Years under Tommy Walker in the 1950s and early 190s. He is in the club's Hall of Fame, and rightly so.

Glidden captained Hearts to victory in the 1956 Scottish Cup final, when they beat Celtic 3-1 to land the old trophy for the first time in 50 years. Let's be honest, he was a journeyman player, a part-timer throughout his 17-year senior career with Hearts and Dumbarton. But, for all the glorious talent of team mates such as Dave Mackay, John Cumming, Alex Young, Alfie Conn, Willie Bauld, Jimmy Wardhaugh – all of whom were capped, without the calm assurance and unfussy play of the likes of Glidden, they might not have won as much as they did.

The stand-in skippers, Celtic's Bobby Evans and Hearts' Freddie Glidden at the start of the 1956 Scottish Cup Final

That 1956 final was the Year of the Stand-in Captains. Glidden leading-out Hearts after club captain Bobby Parker was inured, while the more-celebrated Bobby Evans stood-in for the injured Jock Stein as Celtic captain.

Still, it does one good to remember that, just occasionally, the unsung players become heroes. Freddie Glidden was one of the good guys, he won one Scottish League, one Scottish Cup and two League Cup winner's medals with Hearts. He also played in the first Hearts team to play in the European Cup, in 1958. His passing deserves to be recognised beyond Tynecastle.