Socrates MacSporran

Socrates MacSporran
No I am not Chick Young, but I can remember when Scottish football was good

Saturday 3 March 2018

They're Awe Oot O' Step But The Ruperts

OH DEAR! Oh Dear! Oh Dear! Football is about to introduce their VAR (which I think stands for video assistant referee) and the natives, at least in England, are revolting.

IFAB has passed VAR for use, but the English football media aint happy

We in Scotland seem unlikely to be bothered about VAR or any form of video technology, well, neither the SFA nor the SPFL can afford it. Any way, we cannot allow a system to be introduced which might demonstrate that a penalty awarded to either one of the Bigot Brothers, or a disputed goal for either, should not have been given.

I have just listened to the talking heads on Football Focus ripping VAR to bits. It works in cricket, it works in tennis, it works in rugby; sure, there are occasional fuck-ups, but, you will always get that – it is known as the human element. Why, therefore, should it not work in football?

The system will be refined over the coming seasons, as actual examples flag-up difficulties, mind you, as we are seeing in politics – the world is out of step apart from England.



I AM uncertain about the decision to go-ahead with this weekend's William Hill Scottish Cup quarter-finals, given the recent terrible weather.

OK, the pitches will be clear and playable; the clubs will have done everything possible to make the spectator areas satisfactory, but, simply getting from home to the four grounds, and, in particular for my fellow Kilmarnock fans – getting from East Ayrshire to Aberdeen, across the worst of the areas devastated by “the Beast from the East” - will not be easy.

But, too often, Elf N Safety intrudes these days. Battling through terrible conditions to get to a game is one of these trips you never forget. For instance, I can still recall leaving East Ayrshire to see a Hearts v Kilmarnock Scottish Cup tie, at Tynecastle, back in the early 1960s.

It wasn't too bad going up the A70 as far as Hyndford Bridge. There we learned, the Lang Whang, from Carstairs to Currie, was impassable, so, we had to go via Biggar. The A702 was passable, but, the snow banks on either side were at least four or five feet high. We got all the way into Slateford, when we discovered the game was off – this was about an hour before kick-off, so, we had no option but to turn around and retrace our steps.

Jackie McInally - his goal made a difficult trip to Edinburgh worth while

Undaunted, we were back on the Wednesday night to see Jackie McInally score a late equaliser, and, back at Rugby Park, we won the replay.

That game, I still remember, more than 50-years on, other, more-recent matches, have been wiped from the memory banks.

I hope the Killie caravan to Pittodrie today has a memorable trip, with a place in the semi-finals a nice wee reward for their commitment to the club.



AS I mentioned in my last blog post, change is in the air in Scottish football – and how.

My post mentioned plans to scrap the Development League, to be replaced with the a revamped Reserve League, now, moves are afoot to alter the landscape of “Real Fitba” - the Scottish Junior FA, who are, according to the font of all knowledge of that grade of football – that great unsung journalism hero Scott Campbell of the Scottish Sun – looking at summer football.

Of course, cynics amongst us – aye you Chick Young – have long made fun of the length of the Junior season. “The Junior close season this year will be on a Thursday,” is one of, if not the oldest of the jokes in Chick's joke book – which is written in “braid Scots”, on vellum. (I could have written Latin there, but, who would believe Charles would have anything to do with Latin?)

Between poor pitches and getting their myriad cup competitions played off, the junior season does tend to go on a bit. I still remember, back in the 1990s, when I was doing a lot of junior games, covering the first friendly of the new season on a Saturday, before, the following Tuesday, turning up at Blair Park, Hurlford, to see Auchinleck Talbot complete their season by winning the Ayrshire Cup.

I also noted, as the junior season carried on into late June or even early July, weel-kent faces from Somerset Park or Rugby Park on the terraces at Beechwood, Loch Park, Newlandsfield or Dunterlie Park.

Tom Johnston - the SJFA High Heid Yin could be presiding over summer football

Might I offer this wee tip to Tom Johnston, the wonderful Secretary of the SJFA, should, as I hope they do, his member clubs go with summer football.

In North America, the NBA (basketball) and the NHL (ice hockey) support “summer leagues”, in which players who are looking to get into the big show in their sports, and free agents looking to stay in the big time can strut their stuff in front of the scouts from major league teams.

That would, I am certain, work with the juniors.



EARLIER this week, I mentioned the competition to name the streets on the new housing development on the site of Love Street, St Mirren's former home ground.

Chick Young made a cameo appearance on last Saturday's “Off the Ball”, to highlight the competition, which is being organised by Renfrewshire Council – so, no prizes going then. The “short list” contained 15 suggestions, mostly relating to St Mirren legends, and the public are being asked to pick a “five-a-side team” to name the five streets in the development.

The list is:

  • Abercromby Avenue – after 1987 Scottish Cup-winning captain Billy
  • Bryceland Avenue – after Tommy, one of the stars of the 1959 Scottish Cup-winning side
  • Copland Lane – after long-serving club legend Jackie
  • Fitzpatrick Way – after Chief Executive and club legend Tony
  • Gemmell Gardens – after Tommy, another of the 1959 Scottish Cup winners
  • McCrae Crescent – after St Mirren hero of the 1920s Davie
  • McGarry Terrace – after Stephen McGarry, from the Millennium Champions side
  • McWhirter Street – after long-serving former captain Norrie
  • Money Street – after goalkeeping great “Dibble”
  • Saints Street – well, why not, it does what it says on the tin
  • Somner Street – after goal-scoring cult hero Doug
  • Telfer Street – in honour of the great centre-half Willie
  • Torfason Terrace – to honour the great Icelandic player Gunni
  • Van Zanten View – after David, one of the more-recent St Mirren heroes
  • Yardley Avenue – after big Mark, another North Bank hero who scored a lot of goals.

    An athlete to his fingertips - Mark Yardley

I am still upset that the great “Basher” Lavety didn't make the final cut; Bash or Basher Street would definitely have got my vote. However, I have made my choice and voted, so hopefully I've got at least one street right.

You too can vote on the Renfrewshire Council website, in the section “Saints Streets”.


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