Reflections In The Cold Light Of Dawn

THE LATE Bernard Attenborough – Uncle of you know who, journalist, foreign correspondent and – as James S Rand – best-selling author, used to say: “It was one thing to be capped by the News Chronicle, but, the wise man waited for the BBC to confirm the honour.” That was back in the day, however, recent events mean 'Auntie' is no longer seen as the journalistic organ of record.

However, as we crawl away from the wreckage of last night, the BBC Shortbread stories appear to be correct – WE ARE GOING TO THE 2026 WORLD CUP. “Yippee Kai Hay Muddafukka”.

In view of the opposition, I did not feel it appropriate to break into my stash of Carlsberg Elephant to toast our success. I passed on the 20-year-old Glen Livet – I am saving that for our first win over the All Blacks, so the Glenmorangie was used to salute Sir Stephen Clarke and the troops.

It is said: “If you don't like the Scottish weather, just wait 15 minutes and it will change”; last night showed, that is also true about the 2025 vintage of our national football team. Long experience has taught me, you never know what you are going to get from the national XI, but, in this most-vital of matches, Clarke's Cohort took this to ridiculous lengths.

It was a typically-fraught evening, stretching well beyond the mandatory 90 minutes, but, what a finish – I suppose, when we get around to celebrating the golden anniversary of this victory, there will be at least two million Tartan Army veterans swearing on oath: “I was there”.

I had to make do with the BBC Shortbread coverage, and, while they reached almost ITV Englandshire levels of commentary bias – which is allowed if you are watching the purely-Scottish feed – I suppose, we can let the weans off with it, particularly whichever one of Steven Thompson and James McFadden encouraged Kenny McLean to “Shoot!!!” for that outrageous fourth goal.

But, how typically Scottish, to score three “Worldies” - world class goals, plus one from a goal-mouth stramash, whilst, at the other end, putting us through the mill with some last-gasp defending. I still don't think the Danish penalty, foul though it was, was inside the box, but, the Polish referee was consistent throughout and I have no complaints about him.

I feel sure, this Danish team can navigate the play-offs and join us in the Americas, they were a good side, but, Hampden on such evenings has an aura which has undone better sides than they. I find it difficult, however, to feel sympathy for the Danish manager, castigating the referee after defeat – dignity Sir, dignity.

I thought Scott McTominay's opener was a bit special – perhaps the best bicycle-kick goal since Pele scored in Escape To Victory. The other three weren't bad either, and what about Craig Gordon, surely now, at long last, set to do a Denis Law and end his career at a World Cup.

Now the real work begins, for the players and the SFA backroom staff, but, also for the Tartan Army. Iwonder what outlandish travel plans will be dreamed-up? Is that old submarine from 1978 still around? I would love to be going, but, I will be in my 80^th year – if I last that long – when the World Cup begins, and such campaigns are jobs for the youngsters. In any case, while it would be nice to check-in with the Canadian and American branches of the Clan, I don't really fancy visiting Trump's America. That said, should Euromillions oblige me, I might do the trip in style.

Going by past World Cups, it will be a roller-coaster ride between now and the Summer, it will be fun, but, you have to feel for the Dibs and the Dobs, as Alex Cameron dubbed them, for the next seven months they will be no more than support acts, rather than bill-toppers. But, please, Alex, stay out of the recording studio, ditto Sir Rod Stewart.

It was a great night, and Scotland is standing that wee bit taller this morning. By the way, I just knew we would win. On the basis of bad news coming in threes, after our Rugby team losing back-to-back games against New Zealand and Argentina, and with that Greek Tragedy from Saturday night thrown-in, we had had our three disasters, we were therefore sure to dump the Danes.

The SFA Comms team have put up on their Facebook page, a post-game interview with Sir Stephen. It's very illuminating, he's typically humble and laid-back, but, he did highlight one thing for which he deserves praise which he has yet to receive – his belief in his squad.

The bar room “experts” - some journalists even, have questioned some of the players who Clarkie keeps on picking in Scotland squads. But, he keeps picking them and they keep delivering. For years, we saw players in and out of Scotland squads, chopping and changing, Clarke has done away with this and picked his men – who have repaid him with this qualification. There is something to be said for consistency of selection.

A final thought on last night. I have long felt the Tartan Army saw Flower of Scotland as a challenge – to try to beat the band to the finish. Last night, when we adopted the Rugby version: pipes for verse one, then A'Capella, the TA really stood up. I have long thought the anthem before the 1990 Grand Slam Rugby Game – The Grudge - was the definitive rendition, last night, the Football TA kicked that one into touch. Spine-tingling.

 

Can We Do It? It's Scotland, Who Knows

THE COVEN – as one of my bra-less, mini-skirt-wearing Sixties Chicks turned Grandmother friends refers to my daughters – have lang syne stopped worrying about my heart condition when it comes to watching Scotland play international fitba.

I have survived:

• Scotland 0 - Uruguay 7

• England 7 – Scotland 2

• England 9 – Scotland 3

• Scotland v Czechoslovakia 1973

• Scotland v Brazil 1974

• The five-goal humping in the Centenary game

• Stuart Kennedy's Wembley nightmare

• Argentina 1978

• David Narey's toe-poke wakening 11 sleeping Brazilian bears

• The Uruguay game in 1986

Those are a mere ten games to be going on with, in seven decades of being let-down by Scotland teams. I have seen Scotland teams: packed to the gun'ales by supposed “World Class Talents” stumble across the line against “Diddy Teams” in both meaningless friendlies and crucial World Cup and European Championship games.

We've been drawn in more “Groups of Death” than the entire funeral industry; we have found more ways to lose games we should have won and throw games away from a winning position than Jay Rayner has had hot dinners and when it comes to saying: “it wisnae me” and rewriting history to make themselves look good – the SFA blazers could give that upstanding member of the Caledonian Diaspora, Donald J Trump lessons.

So, I am not getting myself worked-up into a state around Tuesday night at Hampden. The Tartan Army foot soldiers will turn up, all 50,000-plus of them; they will play their usual pre-match game of “let's beat the band through Flower of Scotland”; they will will the team on with every fibre of their being and maybe, just maybe, this time it will work and 27 years and six campaigns of hurt will vanish and they will get to enjoy another of those rare Hampden nights when we really have something to celebrate.

But, when it comes to Scotland getting to a World Cup Finals Tournament the road has never been easy. Our qualification record does not make for comfortable reading:

• 1950 – qualified second in the Home Internationals, spat the dummy and refused to go

• 1954 – qualified second in the Home Internationals, let Rangers hold back four regulars for a club tour, then dropped more than half the team after being gubbed by England in our final qualifier

• 1958 – qualified first in a three-nation group, but mainly thanks to Switzerland drawing with Spain

• 1974 – qualified first in a three-nation group

• 1978 – qualified first in a three-nation group

• 1982 – qualified first in a five-nation group

• 1986 – finished second in our group but qualified via the intercontinental play-off, by beating Australia

• 1990 – qualified second in a five-nationa group

• 1998 – qualified second in a six-nation group

That's our record in the nine previouis World Cups for which we have qaulified – in only one-third of those tournaments, have we won our qualifying group. The good news is, we tend to do best when in a three-nation qualifying group, as we are this time, but, the Scottish way is usually to take the harder route to the big show.

Mind you, we do have a tendancy to peak a year early, we have been struggling somewhat this season, so, maybe that isn't a factor this time round.

I am a Stevie Clarke fan and not merely because we Ayrshiremen stick together (Aye Right!); I so want him to lead us to the Promised Land, but, I know, and I am pretty sure Stevie knows as well – Tuesday night will be a fraught one.

I am holding out for a Hero, I wonder who that man will be and if, this time, after so-many recent heartaches, we can get over the line.

But, as ever with Scotland – it's the hope that kills.

 

Who'd Be A Scottish Goalkeeper

IN MY YOUTH, I'd have given anything for just one game in-goals for Scotland. However, for several reasons, in particular as distinct lack of talent, it wasn't to be. So, on the basis of:

• Those who can do

• Those who no longer can – coach

• Those who never could – go into the press box and pontificate

So, here I am.

However, I care deeply about Scottish Fitba and in particular about our goalkeepers, a group of people who have been getting a bad press for years. What really upset me was, on Sunday morning, I read on the BBC Sport Scotland website, that Celtic were seeking to recruit Manchester City's German goalkeeper Stefan Ortega. He will be out of contract in Manchester at the end of this season, so City might be keen to cash-in by selling him in January.

Now, this story might be sheer pish – in the same paragraph they have Andy Robertson perhaps returning to Celtic Park as well. Let's look at the Ortega story for instance.

Celtic currently have:

1. Kasper Schmeichel, first-choice, 39 years old; 118 Danish caps; some 800 first-team games across his career.

2. Viljami Sinisalo, back-up, 24-year-old Finnish international, 4 caps.

3. Ross Doohan, third-choice, 27-year-old Scottish international, 1 cap.

So, given they have these three in-situ, ok, I accept, Schmeichel may have reached the stage in his career where it is time to let him go, but, to have two already-capped goalkeepers in thir mid to late twenties on the staff, what is the benefit of recruiting an uncapped 33-year-old – othr than, because we can possibly buy him?

They had another capped goalkeeper in Scott Bain, who played most of his 75 first-team games for Celtic during the early part of his time there. Then he was side-lined, before being allowed, age 33, to join Falkirk, where his form has seen him recalled to the Scotland squad.

Celtic used to give young goalkeepers their chance. The legend that is John Thomson was in the first-team while still effectively a boy. Willie Miller, another Celtic and Scotland back-stop, was – albeit in war-time – given his first-team chance at 17. Dick Beattie was another teen-aged debutant who made the position his own, winning Under-23 caps and being in-goals for the legendary 7-1 League Cup Final. He was succeeded by another teenager, Frank Haffey.

Ignore Wembley 1961 and “nearly ten past Haffey” - big Frank was still a very-good goalkeeper, capable of stunning saves. Jimmy Armfield, England's right-back that day and later one of the most-respected football writers in the country said of that day: “it is unfair to blame Frank, his defenders that day made far-more mistakes than he did.” But that day meant, aged only 22, Frank Haffey was history.

Packie Bonner was another who was thrown-in as a boy, just 18 when he made the first of his record 641 appearances for the first team. OK, Bonner was there for ever, Ronnie Simpson was referred to as “Faither” by the rest of the Lisbon Lions, while more recently, Joe Hart and Schmeichel have helped raise the average age of the first-team squad.

Now, the Ortega to Celtic story may well be nothing more than the product of a football writer's vivid imagination, but, given how stupid the world of football recruitment now is, he may well be recruited in January.

However, the Celtic B squad, a squad currently languishing in ninth place in the 18-club Scottish Lowland League has, this season, listed seven goalkeepers, all under-20, some out on-loan to one of the Diddy Teams. That is taking bulk buying to extremes, it also, to my mind, poses questions of Celtic's recruitment policies.

I am not having a go at Celtic here, I have long thought the way our clubs recruit, educate and develop footballers has been lacking in the extreme. The fall-out rate of wannabe footballers from Scotland is a national embarrassment, and one which sadly, shows no sign of improvement in either the short or longer term.

But, should the Ortega story develop, it would be typical of the cack-handed way we run our game up here.

I have already had my say on the desperate state Stevie Clarke finds himself in because we have so-few front-line Scottish goalkeepers these days. This latest Celtic rumour merely underlines how badly Scottish Football's High Heid Yins have mismanaged our player development and progress over the years – particularly when it comes to goalkeepers.

 

Tell Me Why - We Don't Like Thursdays

SIR BOB GELDOF famously didn't like Mondays. It could well be, given recent results, that Scottish Fitba Fans don't like Thursdays – since they have taken to watching games in the Europa and Conference Leagues, on Thursday nights, from behind the sofa or through fingers held over eyes.

When we are welcoming Aberdeen getting a draw in Cyprus as the highlight of the week, while Celtic are given a Football lesson from a middling Danish team – we're in a bad way. The current Rangers team losing to AS Roma, no, I'm not going to cry at that; truth is, they got off lightly.

Scotland currently lies 18^th in UEFA's National Co-efficient listing. However, in commentary during the Rangers game, it was suggested on the basis of this season's performances, we are actually as low as 34^th, below some European nations which the Tartan Army have long considered “Diddy Nations”.

Can we get any worse? The traditional Scottish response to such a question is usually: “here, haud ma beer”. I am not confident of us getting out of our current pickle.

I can't see it getting better before it gets worse. I just don't see the desire, far-less the intelligence within the High Heid Yins along Hampden's sixth floor corridor to get us out of the current malaise.

A SFA “blazer” from the 1960s famously told the late Hugh McIlvanney, after the legendary Real Madrid v Eintracht Frankfort 1960 European Cup Final, as the pair walked away from Hampden: “of course, the Scottish Football public will never pay to watch that kind of football on a weekly basis”.

That official is long dead, but, the mind-set which produced that statement is still alive, well and flourishing within our Football's upper echelons.

However, in his defence – although I am certain he never saw this day coming, watching the current vogue for European-style building from the back, multi-passes, possession football has turned me off. Watching the likes of Manchester City taking 25 or 30 passes to get out of their own half is boring in the extreme.

Rangers, at the moment, play three of every five passes they make either sideways or backwards – how I long for a Jim Baxter 50-yard cross-field ball, which reminds me of one of my favourite stories of the Slim One.

In his second season at Ibrox, Baxter had, through their appearances for Scotland, become very-friendly with Celtic's Paddy Crerand. The pair were regularly seen about Glasgow and often photographed together at social events. Unfortunately, Baxter's form had dipped slightly and he was even left out of a Scotland squad – against Wales from memory.

There was also a rumour that Baxter was romantically entangled with Crerand's sister and on the day of the Wales v Scotland game, Baxter was struggling to impose himself on the Rangers' game; (internationals did not mean all club games cancelled back then).

By the second half the out of sorts Baxter was being instructed to: “away and fuck Bridie” - the atmosphere was toxic, until, a throw-in was directed towards Baxter, standing, facing the old “Hayshed” across from the main stand; he let the ball bounce then hooked it with his wand of a left foot, over his right shoulder and some 50-yards across the park to the young Willie Henderson, whose cross was calmly fired home by Ralphie Brand.

No more booing of Baxter, poor form over – all was well in the Rangers' world. Could I see a similar single cameo today – with this Rangers' squad, don't be silly. And, by the way, I still reckon, aged 88 as he now is, Ralph Brand would be more of a danger to the opposition in their own box than any of the current Ibrox strikers.

SIR GARETH SOUTHGATE KB, OBE, was always heading for The Establishment, since, from a missed penalty in the 1996 Euros to near-misses during his tenure in the English version of Mission Impossible (win something for English Football) has been a lesson in how to be almost good at something, the pre-requisite for advancement in England.

He was never the footballing public's choice to be England Manager, they didn't want him to get it, they were never behind him when he had the job and there was a lack of wailing and gnashing of teeth when he departed – but, aside from Sir Alf Ramsey – who did win them the big prize, and was ultimately sacked – Southgate probably made as good a fist of matching results to English Expectations as anyone.

Southgate has now written a book on his time as England boss: Dear England – Lessons In Leadership. It is his third foray into print. I haven't bought the first two, I don't think I will buy the third, although, that said – it was ripped to shreds in The Guardian – which is generally the sign of a book worth reading. I may wait until it turns up in my favoured charity shop for book purchases, because at £25 it's a wee bit pricey to buy new on the pittance HM Government thinks we Pensioners of the iconic Baby Boomers generation can survive on.

One thing I will say for Sir Gareth, he strikes me as not being the sort of former England Manager who seeks to remain relevant by giving his opinions ad nauseum on Television – yes you Sir Clive Woodward; so, when he does appear, he may well be worth listening to.

 

A Club Called (Nae) Dignity

RANGERS' DUMMY-SPITTING, toys-out-of-the-pram-chucking reaction to Auston Trusty's yellow card on Sunday was not a good look. So much for “We welcome the chase” and Dignity. Scottish Football's institutionalised bastion of Unionism is methinks taking their desire to be “British” a bit far, embracing English Exceptionalism and Entitlement.

Of course, when your club has enjoyed the decades of “honest mistakes” up to downright cheating from supporters, wearing black and carrying whistles and flags onto the park, it's bound to hurt when you begin to suspect the same support is being given to another club.

My own view on Sunday was, Nick Walsh didn't have his best day at the office, but, there were players on both sides who probably made more mistakes than the referee and his assistants. Now, the Laws of the Game state quite clearly: “The Referee is the sole judge of fact”; it's not as if Walsh ignored Trusty's kick to Jack Butland's head – he did yellow card the Celtic defender. In Rugby Union, a far-harder game than Football, a kick to the head, even if the Referee deems it only worthy of a yellow card, does carry a mandatory ten minute seat on the naughty step. I have been saying for years, Football's yellow cards should also require the recipient to go to the naughty step for a time.

Rangers' distress at the events of Sunday and the game's authorities to them and to their complaints may play well with their fan base – who will be fed a distinctly pro-Rangers slant on things by the gentlemen of The Lap-Top Loyal. But shouting “We wuz robbed” has never worked in the real world.

The bibliography of Football is choc-a-bloc with brazen examples of hagiography, those books about the two main Glasgow football teams and their Club Legends particularly so. For instance, James Handley's 1960 tome – The Celtic Story is often referenced as a story so-far removed from factual, it would have been rejected as absurd in Hollywood.

As Handley tells it, Celtic were being, as some of their fans insist to today: Always cheated, never defeated” - Scottish Football was institutionaly anti-Celtic, yet, for much of the post-war period Handley was dealing with – the most-influential club administrator in Scotland was Celtic Chairman (Sir) Robert Kelly, who held high office in both the SFA and The Scottish League.

History has not been particularly kind to Sir Bob, but, for all the rival claims of such giants as Willie Maley, Jock Stein, Billy McNeill, Fergus McCann and anyone you care to name from the club's more-recent past, it could be argued, Sir Bob has been THE most-influential single individual in the club's 137 year history.

I dare say, as he went about his business in Scottish Football's corridors of power, there would be times when Sir Bob felt the rest of the clubs were out to hurt Celtic, but, he fought his battles where it mattered, around the committee table and I sense, he won more than he lost.

Sir Bob was not the only Celtic figure to hold high office in the national governing bodies, Jack McGinn – John's Grandfather – also made a huge contribution to the club and to the game at national level.

It might be fair to say, Celtic have taken more-interest in Football governance – beyond the affairs of their own club – than their rivals across the city, so, it could well be: a bit more noblesse oblige and a bit less Droit de Seigneur (leave that behaviour to Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor) might serve the Ibrox club better.

When I first got interested in Football, in the mid-1950s, this was a decade of great change in Scotland. Rangers Legend George Brown – a former Scotland Captain and at the time Rector of Bellahouston Academy, was then Chairman of the SFA Selection Committee, trying to introduce some new ideas at the highest level – but, at that time, probably the most-influential Rangers man around the SFA was George Young, who, as National Team Captain was, in effect, Player-Manager at a time when we didn't have a Team Manager. As far as I can remember, Brown was the last Ibrox High Heid Yin to have a meaningful role in the corridors of power.

Certainly, David Murray for instance, had no interest in being involved in overall football governance and, to be brutally frank – you wouldn't want the Muppets who have been in-charge at Ibrox since his departure anywhere near decision-making.

Might may be right for the likes of Donald J Trump and Vladimir Putin, but, in Football Governance, there is a lot to be said for soft diplomacy. Perhaps, instead of looking down on the 40 “Diddy Teams” if the Big Two showed a wee bit more grace and favour, they might well have even more power than they have to shape things.

Their recent method of shaping things has seen them, albeit in different economic times, kick-out their age-old position as the peak of a Scottish player's ambition. He might start at the local Junior club, or a lowly Senior club, but, if he could get a berth in the dressing room at Ibrox or Celtic Park – he was made.

Look at these legendary teams:

Rangers 1949 “The Iron Curtain Team”: Brown; Young and Shaw; McColl, Woodburn, Cox; Waddell, Paton, Thornton, Duncanson, Rutherford.

These players were respectively recruited from: Queen's Park; Kirkintilloch Rob Roy, Airdrieonians; Queen's Park, Musselburgh Athletic, Dundee; Strathclyde, Kirkintilloch Rob Roy, Schools Football, Dunoon Athletic, Mossvale YMCA.

Celtic 1967 “The Lisbon Lions”: Simpson; Craig, Gemmell; Murdoch, McNeill, Clark; Johnstone, Wallace, Chalmers, Auld, Lennox.

These Legends arrived at Celtic Park from: Hibernian; Glasgow University, Coltness United; Our Lady's HS/Cambuslang Rangers, Our Lady's HS/Blantyre Victoria, Larkhall Thistle; Blantyre Celtic, Heart of Midlothian, Ashfield, Birmingham City (originally signed from Maryhill Harp), Ardeer Rec.

OK, I get the different times argument, but, as The Celtic Song says: “if you know their history” - well, I believe the numpties at the top of both clubs today, and in particular the numpties down Edmiston Drive, have forgotten their club's history – both clubs are Scottish institutions – maybe, if they were a bit more Scottish and a bit less British, Irish, European – and went back to the management systems which worked and which brought European trophies to both clubs, they would get on better.

On Sunday's evidence, both clubs, more-so Rangers, are an awful long way away from where they see themselves, far less where they aspire to be. And an awful long way away from being able to influence the Beautiful Game.

My Monday Moan And A Plea

IN FINE WINES, here are good years, bad years and great years. The current crop of Celtic players are perhaps closer to the vintages offered alongside Tesco's week-end meal deals than the Premier Cru vintage of 1967, while the current Rangers lot are barely Buckfast class – and that's why Celtic will be facing St Mirren in this season's League Cup Final.

But, if the players on the park are but a tribute act to the clubs' stories pasts, the refereeing team on and off the park on Sunday were but a shadow of the standards set by Scotland's great whistlers of legend.

If a Rugby Union player had kicked an opponent on the head, as carelessly as Celtic's Auston Trusty kicked Jack Butland – he'd certainly have received a ten-minute seat on the naughty stool, more-likely a yellow card with the mitigation that the offence would have gone to the FPRO (Fair Play Review Officer) in “The Bunker” who would have had the final word on whether the punishment remained at yellow, or was upgraded to a 20-minute red card, which would mean his team playing that long a man short before he was replaced by another player.

I have long said, given how Football collisions tend to be more dynamic, if perhaps less of a thump than collisions in Rugby Union, The Beautiful Game ought to be bringing in five and ten minute yellows and 20-minute red cards; I think such action would go a long way towards cleaning-up the game's on-field antics.

However, I digress; yes, Trusty was yellow-carded for his stray boot, but, he dodged a bullet. In Rugby, the kick might well have brought the intervention of the Citing Commissioner post-game, to decide if, in not red-carding him, Nick Walsh, who had a very uneven performance, had boobed.

But, not dismissing Trusty wasn't the reason Rangers lost. For all their energy, they simply don't have as many players of even competent journeymen class as Celtic – their recruiters are going to be busy both in January and in the Summer. The club needs to find a lot of better players, while they have the additional problem of unloading the dross the current management team has inherited.

NO REST for either team, however, with Celtic off to Denmark in midweek, to face FC Midtjylland while Rangers entertain FC Roma in their respective Europa League games.

Of the two, Rangers have the tougher task, they will need 90 minutes of the sort of football they produced in flashes on Sunday, if they are to vanquish the Italian giants.

Aberdeen are also in Europe this week, off to Cyprus to face AEK Larnaca in the Conference League. Once upon a time, a team going through as desperate a run as the Dons currently are would be looking forward to a few days in Cyprus, confident of a comfortable win and some late Autumn sun. Not so these days, I can see some more pain for the currently not so dandy Dons.

OLD JIMMY GREAVES, wonderful man, fantastic striker and great TV personality though he was, did Scottish goalkeepers no favours by almost single-handedly persuading the world our back stops: couldnae keep hens oot o' a close – to use that old Glasgow put down. We have had some world-class shot-stoppers, while, if I could be bothered slagging-off my fellow members of Football's glove-wearing class, I could name one or two England number ones who came nowhere close to the status accorded them by their sycophantic press.

My wonderful dear old mate Roughie came in for some ignorant abuse from English hacks during his career. Well, the shots which left him flat-footed at World level tended to come from South American maestroes, he never let one through his legs at Hampden, or was out-jumped by a five foot nothing coke-head, as happened to two of England's most-celebrated keepers.

But, as witnessed by Stevie Clarke's latest Scotland squad – we have a problem at the back. For the crucial upcoming World Cup qualifiers, he has named three goalkeepers: Scott Bain of Falkirk, the seemingly-eternal Craig Gordon of Hearts and Liam Kelly of Rangers.

Of that trio, only Bain is currently first-choice for his club, and playing well I should add. Gordon will be most Tartan Army foot soldier's choice to fill the gap caused by Angus Gunn's absence from the squad through injury, but, while big Craig will always be in the conversation around who is our best-ever goalkeeper, he is now closer to his pension than his first contract, and no longer first-choice at his club.

Kelly is also the back-up at club level, and given both he and Bain lack international experience, going into a game which we dare not lose, and ideally want to win – playing Kelly or Bain could be a gamble too-far – not that Sir Stevie is much of a gambler.

What has happened to the supply chain of home-grown goalkeepers? Of the 12 first-choice goalkeepers in the top flight of the Scottish Professional Football League, only two – Bain at Falkirk and Dundee's Jon McCracken are Scottish. Of the other ten, four are English, the others are from Austria, Bulgaria, Denmark, France, Germany and Ukraine.

The shortage of Scottish goalkeepers is perhaps the worst example of the fact, our professional clubs have stopped believing in home-grown talent and until somebody inside Hampden grows a pair and forces the stumble-bums who run our game to believe in Scottish players, we are going nowhere but down the stank.

Bring-in an “eight diddies rule” - NOW.